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#they told me i had justin bieber hair #i told them they had no house
#we have no banana milk they said #i have no water i said

#that’s not how you cut an apple they said #that’s not how you put out a gas fire i said
#they told me i had mushroom hair #i told them they had a mushroom cloud
#your juliette outfits were terrible they said #your outfits are embers i said
#teach top hyung to dance they said #in what studio i said
#lost your phone again they said #too bad i can’t call 911 i said
#they called me a brat #i called them homeless
#you got a nose job they said #all the better to smell your possessions burning i said
#baby raising a baby they said #at least my baby will have a house i said

#they told me i had justin bieber hair #i told them they had no house

#we have no banana milk they said #i have no water i said

#that’s not how you cut an apple they said #that’s not how you put out a gas fire i said

#they told me i had mushroom hair #i told them they had a mushroom cloud

#your juliette outfits were terrible they said #your outfits are embers i said

#teach top hyung to dance they said #in what studio i said

#lost your phone again they said #too bad i can’t call 911 i said

#they called me a brat #i called them homeless

#you got a nose job they said #all the better to smell your possessions burning i said

#baby raising a baby they said #at least my baby will have a house i said