we'd be a walking disaster

bittersweetirony:

#they told me i had justin bieber hair #i told them they had no house

 #we have no banana milk they said #i have no water i said

 #that’s not how you cut an apple they said #that’s not how you put out a gas fire i said

 #they told me i had mushroom hair #i told them they had a mushroom cloud

#your juliette outfits were terrible they said #your outfits are embers i said

#teach top hyung to dance they said #in what studio i said

#lost your phone again they said #too bad i can’t call 911 i said

#they called me a brat #i called them homeless

#you got a nose job they said #all the better to smell your possessions burning i said

#baby raising a baby they said #at least my baby will have a house i said

(via fuckyeahdshinee)